THE CHOCOLATE CODE

 

1.  If you've got melted chocolate all
over your hands, you're
eating it too slowly.

 

         
        
     

2.  Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange
     slices, and strawberries all count as fruit,
so eat as many as you want.

 

3.  The problem:  How to get 2 pounds of chocolate
                    home from the store in hot car.
     The solution:  Eat it in the parking lot.

 

4.  Diet tip:  Eat a chocolate bar before 
     each meal.  It'll take the edge off 
   your appetite and you'll eat less.

 

5.  A nice box of chocolates can provide
      your total daily intake of calories in
      one place.  Isn't that handy?

 

6.  If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep
     in the freezer.  But if you can't eat all your
      chocolate, what's wrong with you?

 

7. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of
     the fridge.  Calories are afraid of heights, and they
     will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

 

8.  If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and
     white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
      Don't they actually counteract each other?

9.  Money talks.  Chocolate sings.


 


10.  Chocolate has many preservatives.
      Preservatives make you look younger.

 

11.  Q.  Why is there no such organization
            as Chocoholics Anonymous?
     A.   Because no one wants to quit.

 

12.  If not for chocolate, there would be no need
      for control-top pantyhose.  An entire
      garment industry would be devastated.
 


13.  Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to
do today.  That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

 


 

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