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| THE CHOCOLATE CODE |
| 1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. |
| 2. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices, and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. |
| 3. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. |
| 4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. |
| 5. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? |
| 6. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? |
| 7. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. |
| 9. Money talks. Chocolate sings. |
| 10. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. |
| 11. Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit. |
| 12. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control-top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. |
| 8. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other? |
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| 13. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. |
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