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I KNOW AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED A FLY

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly. I think she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her; She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly. I think she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a bird, How absurd to swallow a bird! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her; She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly. I think she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a cat, Imagine that!  She swallowed a cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her; She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly. I think she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog, She was a hog to swallow a dog. She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, Imagine that!  She swallowed a cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, How absurd to swallow a bird! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her; She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly. I think she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a goat, Opened her throat and swallowed a goat. She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, What a hog to swallow a dog! She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, Imagine that!  She swallowed a cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, How absurd to swallow a bird. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her; She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly. I think she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a cow, I don't know how she swallowed a cow. She swallowed the cow to catch the goat, Just opened her throat and swallowed the goat. She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, What a hog to swallow a dog! She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, Imagine that!  She swallowed a cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, How absurd to swallow a bird. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her; She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly. I think she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse, SHE DIED, OF COURSE!

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